Rieck Enterprises
Synergizing. Energizing. Solutionizing.
A Full Service Experience
Conference Room Election Stealing
Work Appropriate Meme-ing
Business Man Businessing
At Rieck Enterprises, our goal is to make you feel like a star in your own right. This is why we offer a curated experience; with our tenacious problem solving and unwavering service, we are committed to helping you unlock your full potential.
From Galileo to Elizabeth Holmes, visionaries have always have always created companies that are massive financial and business failures. And that's why here at Rieck Enterprises, we don't worry too much about things like business plans and revenue and actually offering a product or service in exchange for money. Instead, we're focused on curating individual experiences with the company, creating new divisions and then immediately spinning them off into bankruptcy.
Our company was founded on the idea that yelling, 'Check for bendy' while running past, and subsequently whacking at, an obviously rigid pole is a solid flirting technique. We believe that every word should be started with horse, thats horseright, thats horse-actly we mean. And sometimes, we like to throw a spur of the moment cheesecake making contest without any intention of making a cheesecake. Because that's just how our cookie crumbles!
There are many services that Rieck Enterprises provides, for a full list of options please see our Services Page. However, you might already know us from our most successful ventures:
Profit-less Coffee
After much round table brainstorming with our long term business partners, BMW of Westlake, the business plan involved purchasing a facility to create drive through coffee, with proceeds going to a charity of the customer's choosing.
The Vanilla Thrilla
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and we could never come up with enough words to capture the thrill of a tri-vanilla taste test. One bowl, three vanilla variants, need we say more?
Plant Curating
If you are interested in a new, free plant for you home and office, look no further! Simply compliment one of our founder's many plants, and a cutting will be developed for you. Conversely, even if you aren't interested in a new plant, you will receive a cutting that you will become responsible for.
Information super highway
You're on the highway right now? Say a fact!
Throughout any trip on the highway, information should be demanded from your fellow travelers, ideally in a way that conveys high pressure and shrinking time.
Potentially Dog Walking
One of our earliest and most profitable business ventures, we discussed the pleasure of becoming a dog walker. Though all of our business ventures have been equally as profitable, this option had the highest potential for actually creating revenue.